Tuesday, June 28, 2011

A Breakup Letter


It's not you, it's me. I have feelings for someone else. Her name is Something Weird Video. She may be a bit older and not know as much Italian as you do, but she brings so much more to the table. She almost always has at least twice as much to offer at less of my expense. And she's got plenty of other goodies to boot too. Her personality is so diverse, not to mention a little kinky. I hope you understand and can find it in your heart to remain friends. We have had plenty of wonderful times together, some of my most favorite. I will always cherish our memories and revisit them often. Keep in touch.


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